If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

Beer is made by man, wine by God.

Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do.

The selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love.

Don’t drink only water. You ought to drink a little wine for the sake of your stomach because you are sick so often.

He was a wise man who invented beer

He makes…wine that gladdens human hearts.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as He loves vegetation

Others drink to forget. Christians drink to remember.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

If you are tired and downhearted, take a drink; but this does not mean being a pig and doing nothing but gorging and swilling… You should be moderate and sober; this means that we
should not be drunken, though we may be exhilarated. [Sermon on Soberness and Moderation]

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.