Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

The selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love.

Don’t drink only water. You ought to drink a little wine for the sake of your stomach because you are sick so often.

Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do.

Beer is made by man, wine by God.

He was a wise man who invented beer

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

Others drink to forget. Christians drink to remember.

He makes…wine that gladdens human hearts.

If you are tired and downhearted, take a drink; but this does not mean being a pig and doing nothing but gorging and swilling… You should be moderate and sober; this means that we
should not be drunken, though we may be exhilarated. [Sermon on Soberness and Moderation]

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as He loves vegetation