If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

He makes…wine that gladdens human hearts.

Others drink to forget. Christians drink to remember.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as He loves vegetation

If you are tired and downhearted, take a drink; but this does not mean being a pig and doing nothing but gorging and swilling… You should be moderate and sober; this means that we
should not be drunken, though we may be exhilarated. [Sermon on Soberness and Moderation]

Beer is made by man, wine by God.

The selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love.

Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do.

Don’t drink only water. You ought to drink a little wine for the sake of your stomach because you are sick so often.

He was a wise man who invented beer